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no one knows i'm sure it will be a lovely place to live though lol, and too boot I have just looked out of my window to see that the hills are on fire! no shit they have been ablaze for about an hour oh joy I know the weather has been warm but not hills on fire warm. Tower blocks it may be but I have yet to find a tower block that the lift is not used as a urinal.
 
you wont have any hills if the population is going to be 72 million.the extra 12 million is like 2 more citys the size of greater london!!,perhaps our glorious leaders have an idea how this island is going to cope,as already our road network,schools and abysmal health service is falling apart.anyway im off to put my nuts on..on the 260 that is so i can roll her out of garage.
 
Maybe they will find the plug pull it and sink this place? I will say the healt service is better than most unfortunatly its very crap to work for I know I do. It still amuses me how every year something that happens on a near annual babsis will draw the country to a stand still and many will then be on more 4 giving there account of how the survived. I.e Snow (yes it was bad please dont state that) Rain and wind, Bar the latter why is it other country have things in place to sort them out when they occur? Shetland was a Cold Windy (normal was force 5 -7 anything in other ways was good or bad) rain was normal and frequent and snow well put it this was every year we knew we would have no way out so we bought in food, gas and candles, and sure as shit off a goose we would wake to a 6ft snow drift blocking out road cars and house in for days. No if we lowly commoners can think of action plans and preventative meassures why the hell cant the people being paid shed loads of our freaking money do the same? It's not like its a new bloody idea. I swaer some of them need help putting there socks on so why are they in command and power? I think Jeremy Clarckson for Prime Minister Now that should be a vote not just supperseed Blair into his seat.
 
Cheers matey I think a mass petition to get the big man into parliment. Or I'm sure between us we could russle up a descent New Great Britain. Sure we can't make it any worse!
 
Heard on Real radio Wednesday about a 17 year old English girl being "thrown out" of a Polish supermarket in Goole for being English, What the fu - - is this country coming to?
 
The other night my better half was shopping in an unnamed super market (Morrisons) and the guy infront of her was about to have his first item scanned when the check out girl said that "he had to put money into the donation box, " The guy said "well I'm sorry but this is not something that I wish to donate to as it is not something that I am wishing to condone" Now this is a fair point and also considering he owned his feelings and no one can take your own feelings from you, The jumped up Tw@ of a check out girl then refused to serve him. Priceless really, Come to Morrisions for all you fresh local ABUSE, " Let it Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine"
 
Surely a donation is just that - a don (or donne in French) and not an obligation !

Sounds like you lot also need to re-learn (or teach others, and I don't mean just immigrants who proably speak it better) the English langauge.

Things that get on my nevers :

somefink
the lads done great
we was
cottage...gy
loverrly
nice
loads
 
I am lvid about how some people do manage to distroy the English language, I am not a fan of Chav speak I over heard a few Chavs speaking ~(if you can call it that) And oh dear How many times do you need to use the word INIT',in a single sentence? If I may try and recount the convers between these too clever clever soles it when thusly " yeah man!, Init sweet? like!, yeah I totally banged!, 'the arse off that bint', yeah man! she was a well into me like init," (chav 2) "But man? yeah! was it like a proper shag like init?" (chav 1) " Yeah Bwooooy! We like did it man! Init like" My main thoughts where
 
One you look like a 14 year old and why do you have your tracky bottoms stuck into your bloody socks? you smell like an ashtray and BO so this girl had better have massive sinus issues, and you have the look of a peperoni pizza has hit you in the face so, she better be blind too boot.

You just know that he did sadly 'bang the arse off dat bint' and will soon be getting all our tax too look after little baby Chardonay or Brittany.

We are loosing a uphill battle whats the point?
 
ollyc said:
I am lvid livid about how some people do manage to distroy destroy the English language, I am not a fan of Chav speak I over heard a few Chavs speaking ~(if you can call it that) And oh dear How many times do you need to use the word INIT',in a single sentence? If I may try and recount the convers conversation between these too clever clever soles souls it when thusly so or thus " yeah man!, Init sweet? like!, yeah I totally banged!, 'the arse off that bint', yeah man! she was a well into me like init," (chav 2) "But man? yeah! was it like a proper shag like init?" (chav 1) " Yeah Bwooooy! We like did it man! Init like" My main thoughts where
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Innit
like
and my worst fear - "actually"
 
SeanDezart said:
Innit
like
and my worst fear - "actually"
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I appologise I do try but dyslexia is a bit of a pain at times and I was doing so well, like, Init man.

But thank you for the grammatical and spelling help there much appreciated.
 
I must admit through the fault of my peers (see how I pushed that off to not my fault) I do slip into saying "like" and swearing far more than I'd really want to. Like has replaced "errr" or just more correctly silence whilst you construct your next sentence.

However I am aware of the problem and trying to correct it, and I always do my best to write in English at least. My text messages are very long and tiresome, but you can read them without translation :)

I steer clear of girls who insist on buchering the language, there is NO more efficiency in using woz instead of was for example...

Hopefully it's just a fad, as phones and such become more intelligent hopefully they'll auto correct text speak into English for the user (wishful thinking maybe).
 
Russ said:
Hopefully it's just a fad, as phones and such become more intelligent hopefully they'll auto correct text speak into English for the user (wishful thinking maybe).
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Yep - be positive ! But the more that people are auto-corrected - the less their brains will work........

It has also become a terrible fad to have TV presenters (more in touch with the people ?) whose English is atrocious and quite frankly whose accent is 'common' !
There, I've said it - now I'm a snob but I miss the days of the 'BBC' (it isn't just them) speaking 'proper' English.

TV is sometimes described simply as a reflection of a generation but I don't believe so - we are manipulated by what can quickly gain more ratings........and of reality TV I shall not even comment !
 
Yeah true of the auto correction. I agree with the accents, but can I also say I'm sick of everyone being everything but English it seems, if you announce something you have to be Scottish or Irish it seems (not offence to anyone, just sick of the guy from channel 4), the poor Welsh don't even get a look in.

The only thing we can do is ensure our offspring don't end up the same, but I fear the other half are outbreeding us!
 
Arr Russ, you can't attack regional and working class accents ! That's not politically correct in Blair and Browns' ville.

But it does appear to this TV viewer that to be a presenter nowawdays, one has to speak anything but plain, straight and correct English.

Face it, we don't need to show off that Britain is made up of many regions, we don't need to protect the regional accents - they'll always be there so why ? Be close to the man on the street ?

What's his name from Red Dwarf now presents a childs' programme called 'Blues' Clues'. He asks 'will you help me ?" Assumes the aswer is yes and says "that's greyt man" - he WAS funny but now is just a fat Brummy who exploits children and interacts with animated blobs !

Oh, oh, that's me for the sin bin !
 
Which one is working with kids? Craig Charles is on Coronation street (how the mighty fall) Danny Jon Jules had a wee acting stint in things including Blade 2 and Chris Barrie did that horrific Brittas empire a decade ago, the only other one was Robert Llewellyn eho had a fairly steady run on channel 4 with Scrap heap challenge which was ok in its first few runs. The other cast Chloë Annett did god only knows what after her stint as Kochanski and Norman Lovett and Hattie Hayridge (both playing Holly). Probably whent on to join the masses in the TV grave yard. So out of interest Sean which fat Brummie are you on about?
 
It has also become a terrible fad to have TV presenters (more in touch with the people ?) whose English is atrocious and quite frankly whose accent is 'common' !

whats common though?.im from surrey but have a south london accent which most would say is common.(damn it might even make me sound like a crystal palace supporter.noooo).i think anyone north of watford speaks erm...common.no offence like init.an accent from wolverhampton however makes me want to hand grenade someone!.no offence to all you lovely wolverhampton peeps.
 
'common' is merely badly prounciating (not a social observation) and London and the SE is full of it - maybe more than elsewhere ! Lorraine what's her name at Luton Airport is a prime example and shows that this isn't a new craze !

Kochanski was played by Claire Crogan - no ? Sexy lil' bint !

Craig Charles is the fat brummy !

I saw Norman Lovett on the Ruby Wax show.........how low can you go ?
 
Chloë Annett was the final incarnation of the old Kochanski she would how may i frase this get it' but otherwise murdered the role, (plus they ended that series badly.)

Craig Charles I have only caught him on Coronation street on occassion while changing the channels. Thankfully I don't really watch that much childrens TV but to be fair I think he more of a Scouser as apposed to Brummie just to clarify.

surreyseagull I will be waiting for the loving hand grenade through the letter box then shall I? Still have a wee twang o' the ol' Wolverhampton.

Ruby Wax is about as low as you can get without hitting the floor face first.
 
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