xmas do! DRESS CODE

[Zbirdy]

The Z Club Club XMAS Dinner n Disco​

Saturday 26th November 2005.​

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DRESS CODE APPLIES​

Sorry, any of you uncooth, very lazy dressers, ageing rockers, or plain dorks, you cant come in if you dont look a million dollars ok! A strict dress code applies, they wont make exceptions, so be sure to tell your Mrs, (she will remind you nearer the time)​

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NO T shirts​

NO smelly trainers (or fresh ones)​

NO jeans​

(however, wives or girlfriends may wear mini skirts).​

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[Markp.com]

Hahahahah isn't the mini skirt rule a little sexist?!

 

[suzy]

feel perfectly free to wear yours as well.

 

[Markp.com]

feel perfectly free to wear yours as well.

If only I was going! Maybe next year... if you're good

 

[steven lack]

DJs for the men And Dressess phaw the ladies then yippee

 

[grolls]

i dont mind wearing a "dj" but i do get p1$$ed off fighting the women off me!




















they seem to think i look like sean connery, only older,fatter,shorter and with less money!






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[STEVE BURNS]

DJs youve got to be joking
not going as a penquin to an christmas do for no one

 

[Zbirdy]

Steve DJs could also be donkey jackets, would that be ok for you.

Yep im gonna wear mini skirt, and thong, but i will proably change before i come down for dinner. However you ladies, feel free, dont be embarrased, I promise not to stare all night. be sure to sit opposite me though wont you, and i promise not to drop my trousers, SORRY, I promise not to drop my napking too many times.
Don.

PS. Am i missing something markp ??

 

[Zbirdy]

Or napkin even.

 

[Arkwright]

No fear of a DJ. Ithought this was a car club Xmas dinner. I will probably wash my boiler suit (and might even iron it as it's a special do) but no DJ!

 

[Markp.com]

Steve DJs could also be donkey jackets, would that be ok for you.

Yep im gonna wear mini skirt, and thong, but i will proably change before i come down for dinner. However you ladies, feel free, dont be embarrased, I promise not to stare all night. be sure to sit opposite me though wont you, and i promise not to drop my trousers, SORRY, I promise not to drop my napking too many times.
Don.

PS. Am i missing something markp ??

I've no idea... are you?

 

[Zbirdy]

What am i gonna do with you lot eh. I ope you dont show me up, wiv ya dodgy old clovin. And please av a wash before ya set out, and a few splashes of the Brut.

When ya at me table, I want good be-hey-vya, no elbows in ya grub, and not too much effing and blinding, or i will av to learn ya som mannerz.
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im sure smart but casual will be ok, as long as you dont wear your string vest and dealer boots.

Your Host. ps. i'm buying the drinks all night!.....no,no i insist.

 

[grolls]

thats really nice of you Don, i will look forward to the evenings entertainment.

 

[suzy]

God and I thought women were bad!
what shall I wear - Oh I don't know what are you wearing
Next you will be asking each other if your bum looks big

Don - I wouldn't go round making rash statements do you know how many gins I can drink!!

 

[Markp.com]

God and I thought women were bad!
what shall I wear - Oh I don't know what are you wearing
Next you will be asking each other if your bum looks big

Don - I wouldn't go round making rash statements do you know how many gins I can drink!!

Two? Maybe three at a push...

 

[Arkwright]

Don Miduk, yor a gent. Wot a pitty yo karnt tork propper inglish like uz from furver norf. Yo ull never gerron in life if yer karnt tork propper!

 

[grolls]

lets hope no one edited his post!

 

[steven lack]

hehehehe ? toga party then

 

[Zbirdy]

Your Host. ps. i'm buying the drinks all night!.....no,no i insist.[/QUOTE]Only Kidding.

But there is a gentlemen I know, hes got a customised AA van, everso nice chap, says he will buy the first round of drinks for all 30+, check him out everyone when you arrive, just ask for Paul.

Don.

 

[Arkwright]

'Kinek I thought the gaffa tape had worked properly. Looks like I'll need to bring the rest of the roll with me!