Rules to live your life by!

racer

racer

Club Member
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Zed than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk or a cup of tea

6.Never knowingly pay for your own alcohol

7.Money can't buy you happiness - but you sure as hell can rent it

8.Dont blow all your money on whores, booze and drugs. Save some for the cab home.

9.If you're good at something, never do it for free...

10.Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

12. alcohol is not the answer, it just helps you forget the question.

13. Don't eat yellow snow
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johnymd

johnymd

Club Member
Circuits are a series of straights. With enough power you can make up for the fact your **** in the corners.
 
Rob Gaskin

Rob Gaskin

Treasurer
Staff member
Site Administrator
johnymd said:
Circuits are a series of straights. With enough power you can make up for the fact your **** in the corners.
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Wrong, circuits are a series of bends joined by straights and they have to be long straights to be able to 'make up' all the time lost in corners. If you are quick in the corners the start (corner exit speed) and finish (corner entry speed) of the straights are quicker too.

Matt, there a lot of references to drinking in your rules :rolleyes: ;)
 
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moonraker_tom

Well-Known Forum User
had these come thro' last week;

20. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
21. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
22. You're never too old to learn something stupid
23. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman
24. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you
25. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
26. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

And finally, a great one to say to the other half when been asked for agreement;
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
NB wear body armour when quoting this!!
 
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