Reward

[Zbirdy]

for information about 3 fat blokes, who bound me up in gaffa tape while in my sleeping bag Sat eve, at JAE. And while on my camp bed. I was bound up like a mummy, and left in the middle of a bloody field.
Still, 3 teenage girls came along and sat on me, so it wasnt all bad.

I heard the names pauline or poss paul, porkie, and deidre or poss derek, one had a big black hairy.....................................................................dog with him.

Did anyone get any pics, as i would like to do some naming and shaming myself actually.
Don.

 

[STEVE BURNS]

zbirdy

you know I was the one who was trying to stop the three shites who were doing it and was told to eff off if I didn't want some of the same

 

[Zbirdy]

Thanks Steve, if you get any info on these three villians, can you let me know.
Don.

 

[Arkwright]

I had just taken Merlin for a walk when it happened. When we got back it was all over. I offered you somewhere to sleep for the night. If this is how you repay my offer by alledging that the dog and I had something to do with a dream ypu can sod off. It must have been a dream - sat on by three teenage girls!!!!!!!!!!!!
I reackon you must have mistaken this for the dog sticking his tongue in youir ear.

 

[Zbirdy]

Dream, your having a laugh, Nightmare i would call it. My life will never be the same again. It keeps coming back to me, Its like my bed rises up and out through the window, and I cant move, 3 big oafs are standing over me with horns for ears, and then 3 angels come and sit on me. Very strange i can tell you.
Don.

 

[Arkwright]

The only strange thing was that the bugger that got done over was let in again. He wont get a second chance!

 

[Russ]

Lmao

 

[Merlin Z]

That Burnsie's a lying git Don, it was me that chased them off.
P.s. it was nice sleeping with you!!!!!!!!

 

[Zbirdy]

Hi Merlin, are you the big hairy one, with the midnight bum odour, or was that burnsie?

 

[Merlin Z]

That bloke can fart for England and he kept blaiming me!

 

[Tony 260Z]

Don, what are you complaining about? Last time I had three teenage girls sitting on me I had to pay each of 'em nearly...

...oops...

 

[Zbirdy]

ooohh dont start me off Tony.

 

[grolls]

all i saw don was you asleep mate. see!!!

 

[grolls]

mind you i did get a few snaps ....

BURNS TO THE RESCUE!

 

[grolls]

others came to save you

 

[grolls]

three young girls? i told you a million times Don " dont exagerate!!!!!

 

[grolls]

Of course, in the above pic you dont look very happy!!!! JUST CHECK THAT SMILE OUT!!!!!!

 

[Markp.com]

These people seem to be missing something... ah yes... burbury caps!

 

[veilside z]

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[Terry B G]

Sorry m8, I was looking the other way at the time

Dream, your having a laugh, Nightmare i would call it. My life will never be the same again. It keeps coming back to me, Its like my bed rises up and out through the window, and I cant move, 3 big oafs are standing over me with horns for ears, and then 3 angels come and sit on me. Very strange i can tell you.
Don.

But if you can let me know what medication it is you're on that brings on these hallucinations I'll be sure to avoid it

roflmao

Terry B G