Conspiracy/complaint!!

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Ha,Ha Ha, Nice one! Groll's... I loose 3 month's on the site! then KEITH starts
deleting more posts & threads? What more could happen to DJ?????:rolleyes:
 
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DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Intermission.
praise the lord! allahluyah DJZ 60.:santab:

Pop corn & sweet'z & hot dog'z available at steves house.
 
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grolls

Well-Known Forum User
DJZ 60 said:
9.18 a.m : Edited/deleted d,j post's appear from heaven
9.20 a.m : d.j goes downstairs for a coffee!

praise the lord! allahluyah DJZ 60.:santab:
:devil: oh my, does the devil make fresh coffee or is it that instant crap?:devil:
 

Zbirdy

Well-Known Forum User
Hello DJ, Ive never laughed so much in my life mate.........Charlie Drake and his plastic trophy. Nice one. (sorry everyone private joke).
Don.
 

STEVE BURNS

Club Member
DJZ 60 said:
Sean,
You great big,dwarf-like Turnip headed,pumpkinlookin,steel-toed dancer!
I HAVE got a recite I scanned 2260 post & will pass it on to the police in
France(can they read?) Anyway,Hello.....Steve ( and I dont mean that skinny
good for nothing accounts&admin Bloke who looks like Keith!) Steve Lack,thank you
for symphathy........How are you? Sean flattanned your tyres when you two went GO-Karting, Ha, now I'll stir thing's up................DJZ 60.:p
LOL
been away from the site for day and a half at a plastic surgeon
As Keith dosn't exsist any more don't see how he can add back the 2200 posts for you as he was the guy who deleted :devil: :D
 

Russ

Club Member
You know I'd love you to have what you feel is the correct number of posts, HOWEVER

Firstly it appears they we're lost in an unforunate "Glitch in the Matrix", I believe i saw a black car walk past the server three times and then boom, 2000+ gone.

Secondly, I don't think I have the technology to change the number in the database, one I wouldn't know how to do something that simple and two my keyboard is missing the numbers 2 6 and 0.

Thirdly, how do I know you're really DJ and not just his dopleganger?

Fourthly, there was a new rule introduced (you must have missed it whilst you were away) stating "Any member inactive for more than a week will have his posts reduced by 100 for every day missing", unlucky mate!
 

STEVE BURNS

Club Member
Russ said:
You know I'd love you to have what you feel is the correct number of posts, HOWEVER

Firstly it appears they we're lost in an unforunate "Glitch in the Matrix", I believe i saw a black car walk past the server three times and then boom, 2000+ gone.

Secondly, I don't think I have the technology to change the number in the database, one I wouldn't know how to do something that simple and two my keyboard is missing the numbers 2 6 and 0.

Thirdly, how do I know you're really DJ and not just his dopleganger?

Fourthly, there was a new rule introduced (you must have missed it whilst you were away) stating "Any member inactive for more than a week will have his posts reduced by 100 for every day missing", unlucky mate!

LOL
Stop it
Spliting my sides laughing
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
lol.
Russ you're an amaZin guy ', "P.S I Love You":p
 
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DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
If you ever see a bloke on a motorbike,who has ton's of
paperwork(on his shoulder) & looks like a a character in East-
Enders.Check his feet.
If theres remnants of 'Gaffa' tape on his slipper's,that
would be one of my offsprings!
On his othershoulder you'll see a mass of PC Bitz,& UNI
documents. DJZ 60.:)
 

STEVE BURNS

Club Member
DJZ 60 said:
lol.
Russ & Steve you guy's are amaZin', "P.S I Love You":p
For the last 2 nights I havn't been on the forum as I have been trying to track down Keith and tracked him down and asked him to alter your post count back to the original, explaining how much you love us
just noticed that he got so excited at that thought that he has now increased your post count by two thousand to many.
I will go and try and alter the count back but I am sure that if a post count is altered by more than twice it automaticly deletes all posts nil so in the intrest of all users of the forum I will do this and your post count will be adjusted to none
I hope this does not cause you to much heatache but if it does TOUGH :devil: :D :D :D
I also Hope this dosn't change your feeling towards me as it is nice to be loved by users of this forum:eek:
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
4336. Just how I remember it used to be! Spot on!
arithama-tics.........Lovely Z club ..DJZ 60.:)
 

SeanDezart

Well-Known Forum User
This is just another example of whinging loafers who twaddle on down to the local Social Security office with their papers stuck to their shoulders with gaffer or DUCT tape and get given anything they like - he who screams loudest.....

You've all been taken in by one of the foulest scams since Bill Gates stopped his apple cart and started selling vegetables !
DJ deliberately quit the site, getting older, smoking more, he knew I would overtake him (natural for a 240 to be in front) - you all sympathised, he 'miraculously' got back on when you stumbled onto his 'excuse' - c'mon - some server in Maylasia ? You gotta be kidding ! The game was nearly over so he 'worked ou' how to get back on, started a conspiracy thread - if nothing else it would generate more opportunities to answer in 3 word posts a) to gain more posts and b) his spell check machine went off sick and he couldn't manage more than a bit (again, a sign of old age and too many Malboros).
Nevertheless, what a guy, the conspiracy scam (his 2nd in a row) worked and you not only gave him back his 2000 whatevers but a bonus to keep him quiet ! Did it ? No, he wants more, more posts and me, who tries (feebly in comparson) to post and generate some genuine feedback and more than 3 words at a time gets it in the eye !

Another case of immoderate moderating ?
 

Tony 260Z

Club Member
Sean, I thought you were far too sensible to get wound up about post counts.

Quality over quantity dear boy, quality over quantity.

(there's a joke there, but I'm not gonna make it)
 

SeanDezart

Well-Known Forum User
Not really wound up, just keen to point out to "them that watch over us' that they've been had !
In fact, DJ and planned this when I met him earlier this year on a parts run at a motorway service area on the way down from Derbyshire.

I expect to have my post count reduced for being a messenger bearing bad news but it was worth it :) I will resume the quality over quantity, sure in the knowledge that my threads have generated more posts overall than his !
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Yeah, only in correction,disagreement,protest & disgust at the
lack of factual accuracy. He,he,he,he...The DJ winZ hands down!
DJZ 60.:rolleyes:

What a cunning plan! used Sean (bless him) for my own gain'Z.
 
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