Ladie's & Gentlemen,Honarable guest's I would like to present you with the President of Greenford,.
President Porkenstein......................(Applause)
"Distinguised Zedder's,Owner's of all Z car's,It is my great
honour to announce that I am reducing the price of good's sold at Mr.F's so that the not so well to do Z owner's can restore their Z's
For under a tenner. Well off,posh people like John-Boy,will have to donate a couple of surplus car's to anyone that's not too tall,
like Neil 300Zx. It is in the interest of the Z club that the Newest
member's On the forum will pay the annual membership for the
topmost poster on the forum,anyone that's not a member will
have to wear a flowery dress at Billing Aquadrome so Zedder's can Run these people over easily,moving on to the next one.
900ss,Z Birdy & also Mr.F have a post cap limit of 1350
post's after which they will have to use the forum anonymously.
I am PORKENSTEIN,leader of the Z club, & it is in your interest to offer me pork scratching's dipped in L28 engine oil,Or else pig's will fly...............................................