5TH Gear - VBH

With a gob like that she could suck-start a Harley...

No, sorry folks. Into cars she may be but she's way too annoying these days.
 
SKiddell said:
come on guys shes the perfect woman, good looking, intelligent, loves cars, mucky as a bag of wet ferrets, extreamly excitable and ......shes got a huge mouth, What else do you want:conf2: what else is there.
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Apart from the good looking bit I thought you were discribing me then:rolleyes:
 
Oh its so bad! Go faster stripes on a cup? My god tim... show us your car knowledge why don't you! :rolleyes:
 
Well I must admit she looked rather chesty this evening in her green top, is that the beauty of the Wonder bra I ask ?:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:


Just a shame when it comes off:eek: :eek: :eek:


Where they gone?:conf2: :conf2: :conf2:


GRRRRRRRR:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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Tim Lovejoy To55er.
 
Boys you all need to get out more

"Mucky as a bag of wet ferrets"

so how many ferrets ?
and how big is the bag ?
as for wet has it had a light drizel or P**ed it down ?
 
I find the size 14 a little unwieldy personally, you must have very big hands Skiddell or you truly are the master of wet ferrets.

I personally opt for two bags, one at a time or if I'm in the mood both at once!


Back to VBH (who got us onto ferrets anyway?), yes she's not that lady like in a ultra femanine way, but at least when she picked you up from the pub you would have no worries of her crashing or if she borrowed your car no worries of dings... that's got to be worth something! *runs and hides*
 
Russ said:
I find the size 14 a little unwieldy personally, you must have very big hands Skiddell or you truly are the master of wet ferrets.

I personally opt for two bags, one at a time or if I'm in the mood both at once!


Back to VBH (who got us onto ferrets anyway?), yes she's not that lady like in a ultra femanine way, but at least when she picked you up from the pub you would have no worries of her crashing or if she borrowed your car no worries of dings... that's got to be worth something! *runs and hides*
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Pft! She'd rag the arse of your nice new car! I'd much prefer my missus to not go over 30, if she was even allowed to drive my dream motor! :D

(and 14's huuuuuuuuuuuuuge! Have we got some chubby chasers on this forum?) :D
 
Let's face it we don't want some bird taking over the boys show. VBH is OTT.
A few ago they used to have some old bird on called Penny Mallory who used to do a bit of rallying and a few year before that some bird was on a sky prog with I think Richard Hammond, So really that is the sort we need now.(seen and not heard)!!
 
Yeah, but I'm thinking practical here (someone who can handle a car 'cos him with the beard and that other prat can't).
 
I'm not sure I'm too keen on women who can drive/ride better than me, detracts from my manly status a bit. You know, if you had a woman who could do all the mens jobs then what use are you? It's nice saying "I'll drive" knowing full well it's the best for all involved :p *runs and hides again*
 
Hi,
I like the German girl, Sabine, from Top Gear who could out perform Clarkson using a Transit Van round the 'Ring!
 
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