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Separated at birth?
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HOUSEQUAKE
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LOL 
After being mistaken for a welsh geezer, same english guy, goes to a local pub.
See's a farmer sat with his dog outside enjoyin a smoke and a pint, being Englands top ventriliquist decides to have a laff with said farmer.
'That your dog?' he asks
Farmer says 'yup'
'Mind if I speak to him?'
Farmer looks bewildered and replies 'he's a dog! He can't talk you numbnut'
Dog says 'Oh, I can talk, just when I feel like it', Farmer drops his fag, mouth agape.
'How does he treat you?' says english guy to dog.
'Not too, bad. I get good food three times a day, fresh water, we go on walks, he throws the stick I catch it...can't complain really'
Farmer gobsmacked!
English guy looks at horse in field next to pub, says to farmer 'Do you know that horse?'
Farmer says 'I see him here most days but...I never spoke to him, he can't talk...can he?'
Horse says 'Yeah I see him here most days with his dog. They seem to get along ok, dog's a good laff but his owner can be a bit grumpy you know'
Farmer drops pint, smashes all over ground.
English guy points to a field of sheep 'Do you know who those sheep belong to?'
Farmer says 'DON'T YOU LISTEN TO THEM SHEEP, THEY'RE LYING B@ST****'
After being mistaken for a welsh geezer, same english guy, goes to a local pub.
See's a farmer sat with his dog outside enjoyin a smoke and a pint, being Englands top ventriliquist decides to have a laff with said farmer.
'That your dog?' he asks
Farmer says 'yup'
'Mind if I speak to him?'
Farmer looks bewildered and replies 'he's a dog! He can't talk you numbnut'
Dog says 'Oh, I can talk, just when I feel like it', Farmer drops his fag, mouth agape.
'How does he treat you?' says english guy to dog.
'Not too, bad. I get good food three times a day, fresh water, we go on walks, he throws the stick I catch it...can't complain really'
Farmer gobsmacked!
English guy looks at horse in field next to pub, says to farmer 'Do you know that horse?'
Farmer says 'I see him here most days but...I never spoke to him, he can't talk...can he?'
Horse says 'Yeah I see him here most days with his dog. They seem to get along ok, dog's a good laff but his owner can be a bit grumpy you know'
Farmer drops pint, smashes all over ground.
English guy points to a field of sheep 'Do you know who those sheep belong to?'
Farmer says 'DON'T YOU LISTEN TO THEM SHEEP, THEY'RE LYING B@ST****'
HOUSEQUAKE
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