one liners

[grolls]

lets have some of those classic one liners to brighten up a damp november, like "I want to be known as loretta" god my minds a buzzin

 

[Tony 260Z]

Nice one Centurion

 

[SeanDezart]

Shut up you !

 

[grolls]

off in a mo to watch life of brian again....i just cant help meself....

 

[SeanDezart]

Oh, alright; one sharp, two flat and a packet of gravel ! .......Thanks Mum !

 

[Zbirdy]

Nah, he said I aint done anything and I can go free.

No only kidding, its cruciifiction really.

 

[Zbirdy]

and.

No You shut up.

 

[SeanDezart]

So what is the wing-span of the African swallow ?

 

[SeanDezart]

And Don,

what was the next line after Tonys' ?

 

[Zbirdy]

Nice one.

 

[Zbirdy]

Yep, im sure he says.


Nice one centurion, nice one.

or possibly,

Nice one centurion, I like it.

 

[steven lack]

free wodewick

 

[steven lack]

we dont have a wodewick sire

 

[steven lack]

okay then fwee woger

 

[steven lack]

multiple giggling in the forum

 

[steven lack]

okay if we dont have a woderwick or a woger who do we have

well we have a brian sire

so beit fwee bwian

 

[grolls]

half a talant for me life story, come on big nose lets haggle......

 

[SeanDezart]

The guy who only until yesterday was hanging up the wrong way (after five years) said "nice one Centurion" and the Centurion replied "shut up you" !

And what about the seven seditious scribes from Caesaria ? Spoken by Bigus Dikus !

 

[Zbirdy]

half a talant for me life story, come on big nose lets haggle......

Surely you mean "half a bloody denari"


Earlier scene, (whilst watching Jesus on the hill)
Who you calling big nose, well he has got a very big nose. i;ll give you big nose.
SHUDUPP !! Dont you tell my usband to shuddupp.
well, you cant here a bloody word....................................................

Blessed are the meak, aw yeah, dont forget the meak. theyve had it so hard the meak.

Don. (sorry got carried away in the film there for a minute)
Good thread this Paul, well done.

can anyone download a few scenes??

 

[SeanDezart]

it's half a sheckle for an old ex-leper ! Don, get your rusty video recorder out and watch it whilst eating pizza again !

It's also welease Bwian, not fwee Bwian - if we're gonna quote - let's quote ! Won't quote ? ere Bert, this one won't quote !......tell me what to say please !