Bad Newz

[DJZ 60]

Superjakko has been KIDNAPPED by some little kid'z
& they have sent THE Z CLUB a ransom note.
Their demand'z are as follow'z:

5 bag'z of chocolate Eclair'z
8 cans of coco-cola or pepsi
Liquorice allsortz ( quantity not known )
17 cornetto'z
10 Gary linekar flavour crisp'z
All back issue'z of the Z CLUB magazine.
+ some 'winder'z some sort of candy thingz

THE Z CLUB HAS 1 HR to fulfill their demand'z &
Gob'z otherwise they are going to tickle him
pink & blue.& splash & splatter him with jelly
& strawberry custard until he start'z singin'
Walt Disney. DJZ 60.

 

[Nidge74]

can't wait to see what he looks like when we don't pay up.

 

[Arkwright]

don't pay

 

[suzy]

I want to see this too - don't pay!

 

[DJZ 60]

2 Two Late!


The ransom note was submitted late around midnight (last night) &
The KIDDNIPPER'Z had solemny allowed 1 Hour to redeem Jakko.
It doe'snt look to good!
I reckon he'ez had it!

 

[DJZ 60]

Poor bugger........


Superjakko.
I will pray for you & hope yer not too ticklish.
The Search Fartie's are out,looking for the kidnipper smartie's
& do hope Jakko is a lickle shaken but not stirred by this
unfortunate incident which has,somewhat held him at bay.

DJZ 60.

 

[JakTheRuby]

I'm allowed out for 10 minutes! Not having a PC at home is like having your bloody arms off. (No offence to peeps with no arms, really!)

 

[DJZ 60]

Terrible


Sean Dezarts neighbour starts to cry,as tears
well up all, over his suit. Jakko is:

Exhausted