Certainly a different way to try and sell your car. Read the description!
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/252470468076?_mwBanner=1
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/252470468076?_mwBanner=1
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SacCyclone
Club Member
That was a funny read
uk66fastback
Club Member
He must have a wrong 'un then as I have a 944 as a daily and it's one of the best cars I've ever owned.
Peter Bartlett
Active Forum User
Loved the add, or was it a blog? in any case I have enough cars for the moment! That made my day
chrisvega
Well-Known Forum User
This US advert for a 240Z grabbed my attention last year. Must have been on the crack pipe when he wrote it, not that I don't agree with all of it of course 
For sale today is this stunning classic Datsun 240Z survivor, envisioned from the genius mind of Automotive Hall of Famer Mr. Yutaka Katayama and artfully crafted by a team of obsessive ninja sculptors graduating from the Japanese Design School of Awesomeness.
This masterpiece dazzles your eyes in part to the excavation of only the rarest of rare minerals of Mount Fuji; materials worthy of a shrine dedicated to a 4th century Japanese imperial prince. Hailing from the land of the rising sun, the accolades of the Datsun 240Z the world over sing its praises as the only car in existence to own and drive for those who are serious about milking every last drop of satisfaction and joy that life has to offer.
Indeed it has been referred to as the most important vehicle to transport human kind since the chariot carrying Zeus pulled up to the valet parking station at the Parthenon.
If you are in search of a vehicle to not only perform the mundane and utilitarian task of taking you from one location to another, but to do so in a suave and sophisticated manner befitting only the most James Bond or Mario Andretti among us then this my friends is the vehicle for you.
But before you read on let me forewarn you, this is not a vehicle for the faint of heart or weak of constitution. To drive this work of art you must be willing and ready to accept adoring looks and accolades normally reserved for royalty........ etc
I would dare say that where you have been conditioned to think that the best day of your life may have been the day you were born, married, divorced, became a parent or found Jesus, all of that is about to change for the next lucky owner of this gem. You, the new owner, will yell from rooftops and declare this to be the most storied and greatest day of your life -- this, the day you buy this classic Datsun 240Z.
Let me share some indisputable facts with you about this glorious car.
Fact: This car is so in touch with the powers of nature and beauty that hummingbirds swoon over it and fill the washer fluid with their tears. Daily.
Fact: This vehicle has graced thousands of souls with its presence during its 100,000 + mile victory lap.
Fact. The orange paint was mixed with the ash of Mother Theresa and it wears a coat of goodness that will compensate for all of your evil doings.
Fact: Its sheer beauty alone has prevented it from ever being struck by other automobiles.
Fact: The choir of a thousand angels sing from the tail pipe.
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Fact: Big Foot came out of hiding to stare in wonderment of this masterpiece of which was thought only to exist in urban legend.
Drive this trophy, this icon to show that you're among those who have achieved the feats comparable to reaching the summit of Mt. Everest, landing a man on the moon, and the creation of the internet that even the most prudish mother and demanding, unforgiving father will step back and say "ya done good". Make this the best addition to your family and enjoy the green looks of envy from others.
For sale today is this stunning classic Datsun 240Z survivor, envisioned from the genius mind of Automotive Hall of Famer Mr. Yutaka Katayama and artfully crafted by a team of obsessive ninja sculptors graduating from the Japanese Design School of Awesomeness.
This masterpiece dazzles your eyes in part to the excavation of only the rarest of rare minerals of Mount Fuji; materials worthy of a shrine dedicated to a 4th century Japanese imperial prince. Hailing from the land of the rising sun, the accolades of the Datsun 240Z the world over sing its praises as the only car in existence to own and drive for those who are serious about milking every last drop of satisfaction and joy that life has to offer.
Indeed it has been referred to as the most important vehicle to transport human kind since the chariot carrying Zeus pulled up to the valet parking station at the Parthenon.
If you are in search of a vehicle to not only perform the mundane and utilitarian task of taking you from one location to another, but to do so in a suave and sophisticated manner befitting only the most James Bond or Mario Andretti among us then this my friends is the vehicle for you.
But before you read on let me forewarn you, this is not a vehicle for the faint of heart or weak of constitution. To drive this work of art you must be willing and ready to accept adoring looks and accolades normally reserved for royalty........ etc
I would dare say that where you have been conditioned to think that the best day of your life may have been the day you were born, married, divorced, became a parent or found Jesus, all of that is about to change for the next lucky owner of this gem. You, the new owner, will yell from rooftops and declare this to be the most storied and greatest day of your life -- this, the day you buy this classic Datsun 240Z.
Let me share some indisputable facts with you about this glorious car.
Fact: This car is so in touch with the powers of nature and beauty that hummingbirds swoon over it and fill the washer fluid with their tears. Daily.
Fact: This vehicle has graced thousands of souls with its presence during its 100,000 + mile victory lap.
Fact. The orange paint was mixed with the ash of Mother Theresa and it wears a coat of goodness that will compensate for all of your evil doings.
Fact: Its sheer beauty alone has prevented it from ever being struck by other automobiles.
Fact: The choir of a thousand angels sing from the tail pipe.
.
Fact: Big Foot came out of hiding to stare in wonderment of this masterpiece of which was thought only to exist in urban legend.
Drive this trophy, this icon to show that you're among those who have achieved the feats comparable to reaching the summit of Mt. Everest, landing a man on the moon, and the creation of the internet that even the most prudish mother and demanding, unforgiving father will step back and say "ya done good". Make this the best addition to your family and enjoy the green looks of envy from others.
Alhambra240
Active Forum User
And you still believe they went to the moon?
