'Herbal' remedy

SeanDezart

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Olde Baldyes' Cure-all elixir (patents applied for) !

Cures warts, carbunkles, clarksons, bad breath and all known germs !

The chemical base for Viagra now available to the general public, a small shot of this and yer bust yer zipper -YKK have already tried one suing in court !

Two teaspoons per day with your evening meal for one week is plenty.

Bonus for first time users is a recipe for turning the sediment into a useful balm for athletes foot and calming ingrowing toenails !


Warning - contains LARGE amounts of testosterone, continued use after cure is effected may induce hair-loss...strange appendages have been known in cases of female consumers' abuse - all of them benign.;)

Don't let your pets drink this.

No urine content !
 
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Was this in your tank then Sean? And does it really work to stimulate hair follicles? And did you apply too much?? :D
 
So what really is this then Sean, are you trying a bit of home-brew? Surely not necessary in France, the land of cheap wine.
 
8 year old pineau - a mix of grape juice and eau de vie, all made from raisons growing on the side of my parents house !
 
Olde Baldyes' Cure-all elixir (patents applied for) !

The chemical base for Viagra now available to the general public, a small shot of this and yer bust yer zipper -YKK have already tried one suing in court !

raisons growing on the side of my parents house !

So if you take this you could stand at the the side of your Parents house watching something rise:eek: doesn't it work any where else then:rolleyes:
 
So if you take this you could stand at the the side of your Parents house watching something rise:eek: doesn't it work any where else then:rolleyes:

ooh, you're too subtle for me - I've nearly got sun-stroke from working in the garden today and a great chinky takeaway and some Bergerac (fut de chêne) have done me in !
 
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