a little dogs prayer.

Arkwright

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Brown is my shepherd, i shall not work,

he leadeth me besides still factories,

he restoreth my faith in the conservative party.

He guideth me to the path of unemployment,

yea tho i wait for my dole

i own the bank that refuses me.

Brown has anointed my income with taxes

my expenses runneth over my income,

surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term

from hence forth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord

i am glad i am british

i am glad that i am free

but i wish i was a dog

and brown was a tree.
 
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