JEZ 280ZX Well-Known Forum User Aug 16, 2004 #1 Hi, Click here.. Perfect Job To find your perfect job! Cheerz, JEZ
JEZ 280ZX Well-Known Forum User Aug 16, 2004 #2 mine's a second hand car salesman....with exotic dancing on the side!
john-boy Well-Known Forum User Aug 16, 2004 #4 Newsreader - but with a name like "John Simpson", it's no great surprise, is it? John-boy gives better result, though: "Lion Tamer"
Newsreader - but with a name like "John Simpson", it's no great surprise, is it? John-boy gives better result, though: "Lion Tamer"
Tony 260Z Club Member Aug 16, 2004 #6 Outstanding! I'm a frustrated "International Arms Dealer" apparently Mmmm.... guns. Add that to the freudian long-bonnet sports car (painted bright red) and I must have a miniscule todger. Did I really write that???? Oh dear....
Outstanding! I'm a frustrated "International Arms Dealer" apparently Mmmm.... guns. Add that to the freudian long-bonnet sports car (painted bright red) and I must have a miniscule todger. Did I really write that???? Oh dear....
DJZ 60 Well-Known Forum User Aug 17, 2004 #7 Tony,I need some arm,s........when I ask spouse for anything,she shout,s back........."I,ve only only one pair of hand,s. "Miniscule todger"?..........Is that Big-Bore or sawn off shotgun...................................................DJames bond 60.
Tony,I need some arm,s........when I ask spouse for anything,she shout,s back........."I,ve only only one pair of hand,s. "Miniscule todger"?..........Is that Big-Bore or sawn off shotgun...................................................DJames bond 60.
JEZ 280ZX Well-Known Forum User Aug 17, 2004 #8 Hi, By day I am Jeremy the dodgy second hand car dealer, but by night I'm JEZ the Exotic Dancer! My wife is a mountain climber and the daughter's a Pop Star! Cheerz, JEZ
Hi, By day I am Jeremy the dodgy second hand car dealer, but by night I'm JEZ the Exotic Dancer! My wife is a mountain climber and the daughter's a Pop Star! Cheerz, JEZ
suzy Well-Known Forum User Aug 17, 2004 #10 OK boys salute your new Nuclear Submarine Captain!! Mind you if I use suzanne as oppose to suzy I'm an embalmer!
OK boys salute your new Nuclear Submarine Captain!! Mind you if I use suzanne as oppose to suzy I'm an embalmer!
chunk Im not normal Club Member Aug 17, 2004 #11 Mwuhahahahaha Archbishop by day Beer tester by night Sounds about right these days
A abas Well-Known Forum User Aug 17, 2004 #12 steam engine driver here!!! My eldest son will be pleased Pshhht-kooofff, pshhht-kooofff, pshhht-kooofff....... Andrew
steam engine driver here!!! My eldest son will be pleased Pshhht-kooofff, pshhht-kooofff, pshhht-kooofff....... Andrew
Black Bug Well-Known Forum User Aug 17, 2004 #13 Hmmmm, something clearly wrong here! I can be either a superhero or a rally driver!!! Faster than a stationary object, stronger than balsa wood it's RobbusMan!!! Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!
Hmmmm, something clearly wrong here! I can be either a superhero or a rally driver!!! Faster than a stationary object, stronger than balsa wood it's RobbusMan!!! Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!
Black Bug Well-Known Forum User Aug 17, 2004 #14 Originally posted by suzy Mind you if I use suzanne as oppose to suzy I'm an embalmer! Click to expand... Mind if I pass your details along to my mate Nikk Smith? Turns out he should be a funeral director!
Originally posted by suzy Mind you if I use suzanne as oppose to suzy I'm an embalmer! Click to expand... Mind if I pass your details along to my mate Nikk Smith? Turns out he should be a funeral director!
john-h Well-Known Forum User Aug 17, 2004 #15 My ideal job came out as a Haggis Stuffer. Enough said I think!!!!!!!! Last edited by a moderator: Aug 17, 2004
zbloke Club Member Aug 17, 2004 #16 I'm either a "In-Store Father Christmas"........or a "Superhero".... Tim
DJZ 60 Well-Known Forum User Aug 17, 2004 #17 Yo,Ho,Ho...Father Tim, get on qunvat,s S.U thread,& B4 Xmas......
zbloke Club Member Aug 17, 2004 #18 Originally posted by DJZ 60 Yo,Ho,Ho...Father Tim, get on qunvat,s S.U thread,& B4 Xmas...... Click to expand... Less of ur cheek if ya don't mind, , or you might find something rather unpleasent in your christmas stocking, I've delivered a present to qunvat's SU thread, tim
Originally posted by DJZ 60 Yo,Ho,Ho...Father Tim, get on qunvat,s S.U thread,& B4 Xmas...... Click to expand... Less of ur cheek if ya don't mind, , or you might find something rather unpleasent in your christmas stocking, I've delivered a present to qunvat's SU thread, tim
mikecart Well-Known Forum User Aug 17, 2004 #19 Ruler of all the World - Damn I knew I was underpaid in current job ... first act as dictator give myself a pay rise sufficient to finally get a Z !
Ruler of all the World - Damn I knew I was underpaid in current job ... first act as dictator give myself a pay rise sufficient to finally get a Z !
Russ Club Member Aug 17, 2004 #20 Alien Investigator... sounds cool, does that mean I'm an alien who investigates, or an investigator of aliens.
Alien Investigator... sounds cool, does that mean I'm an alien who investigates, or an investigator of aliens.