I think it was the daily Express a few days back, they had a page full of witty comments made by some famous people, which I thought would be a good idea to put a few up on here, Steve Burns put some up a month or two ago which were hilarious. here are a couple i can remember from the paper.
The thing that impresses me most about the Americans, is the way the adults obey their children.
(The duke of Windsor)
If a person close to you dies, changes seats.
(unknown)
The thing that impresses me most about the Americans, is the way the adults obey their children.
(The duke of Windsor)
If a person close to you dies, changes seats.
(unknown)