Valentine's message!

[JEZ 280ZX]

Hi,
With Valentine's Day creeping up, here's a handy guide of what to say/what not to say! to your already stressed out Wife, Girlfriend, Partner, Other?!

DANGEROUS: What`s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here`s my paycheque.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn`t overdo it today.
SAFEST: I`ve always loved you in that dressing gown.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.

Good Luck!
Cheerz,
JEZ

 

[suzy]

Can Ultra safe read
Lets go for a drive in the Zed

Or Ultra Ultra safe
Oh go on, what does buying another one matter

 

[status]

beat this then,sorry i didnt get you nout but you were in Peru

 

[Tony 260Z]

Pretty good that one Status.

Where can I buy her a ticket?

 

[JEZ 280ZX]

Hi,
For the car hating partner...

DANGEROUS: I've bought another couple of spares cars!
SAFER: The respray is relatively inexpensive!
SAFEST: Let's go to the "Restoration Show"!
ULTRASAFE:I've booked us a 2 week holiday in the sun!

Cheerz,
JEZ

 

[status]

is that to go back again

 

[Tony 260Z]

Errr.. no... that's to send mine!

 

[DJZ 60]

How 'bout some chain's & heavy weight's & a nice suitably
deep lake or quarry, cheaper than a plane ticket,plus you dont
lose your dignity buying & seen with flowers...DJZ 60.