Buckaroo Banzai
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Zrun 12, Day 1. U.K. to Alkmaar, Holland (via Ghent.. )
It was Zrun time again and this one promised to be a hoot, 6 countries, 5 days 3 ferry crossings, 2 breakdowns and a diverse group of Zed heads all united by the common theme, the Zed.
I arrived at the usual meeting place in Dover at 04:45am to much fanfare and applause from the other guys who were already there and waiting.
In no particular order there was:
1. Zogg in his jap spec TT Abflug wide arch
2. The Hollowpoints in their U.K. spec TT
3. Mad Marco and Bo in his Jap spec N/A SWB Slicktop
4. IanL in his Jap spec N/A convertible
5. Buckaroo Banzai in the Jaguar XKR breakdown mule
Following the usual introductions and a petrol fill up it was down to the port to check in for the 06:00am boat.
This was when the Fun started as Mr Hollowpoint was under the illusion that now Europe has opened up you can travel with as little I.D. as a library card or a Bus pass..........Wrong..! thankfully he had packed a passport somewhere and after a bit of searching we were all queing for the boat.
After a bit more chat and the application of some headlight beam deflectors we were all on the boat and heading for the breakfast restaurant. At the restaurant IanL continued his Zrun tradition and said "I'm not going to have the full English, just a piece of toast" Yeah right.....but to his word thats all he eat........Amazing..! It was a feat of personal and emotional restraint that was worthy of a medal..!
Once off the boat I took the lead for the run up through Belgium to Holland and our stop for the first night in Alkmaar. Despite the wet start in Dover the sun was now out and progress was good.
Then as we neared Ghent, Mr Hollowpoint was getting pissed off with an Audi tailgater and put his foot down to get some space. As he pulled away from the Audi a hole in the road sent a shudder through his car followed by a bit of squirming and snaking. We pulled in at a service station to find that the nearside adjustable upper link had sheared at the subframe...
After much discussion with pointing, shouting and inapropriate hand gestures it was time to decide on the corrective action....
Option 1: Phone for breakdown recovery and see what fun that brings?
Option 2: park the car up, jump in with the others and resolve the car on the way back?
Option 3: Continue the rest of the run in the XKR breakdown mule?
The Hollowpoints considered all the options carefully and opted for the breakdown recovery and the supplied hire car, The Shitroen Berlingo..! The French road going interpretation of a Truffle Pig..!
Jumping in with the others was considered not in the spirit of the Zrun and the thought of option 3 was out, Mr Hollowpoint said he would rather have red hot needles shoved into his genitalia than be seen dead driving that thing..!
The rest of the group continued on route and the run up to Alkmaar was an easy run in the Sun.
We arrived About 2:00pm and checked in. IanL now regretting his missed Breakfast made a beeline for the Chinese buffet restaurant in the Hotel dragging Marco along with him.
Zogg and Myself met up with Wozzer and agreed to meet in the bar at 5:00pm
When I came down to reception at 5:00pm to meet up with the others a bus load of Chinese women filled the reception and were doing Kung fu..! fearing for my safety I carried on downstairs to the Bar for a beer...
The Evening was the usual taxi ride into town for a meal at the excellent Cubanita Tapas Bar followed by more beer and chat back at the Hotel.
Day 2 coming soon...
(just as soon as I've forced down this Beef Stifado and another 6 pints of Mythos.. )
It was Zrun time again and this one promised to be a hoot, 6 countries, 5 days 3 ferry crossings, 2 breakdowns and a diverse group of Zed heads all united by the common theme, the Zed.
I arrived at the usual meeting place in Dover at 04:45am to much fanfare and applause from the other guys who were already there and waiting.
In no particular order there was:
1. Zogg in his jap spec TT Abflug wide arch
2. The Hollowpoints in their U.K. spec TT
3. Mad Marco and Bo in his Jap spec N/A SWB Slicktop
4. IanL in his Jap spec N/A convertible
5. Buckaroo Banzai in the Jaguar XKR breakdown mule
Following the usual introductions and a petrol fill up it was down to the port to check in for the 06:00am boat.
This was when the Fun started as Mr Hollowpoint was under the illusion that now Europe has opened up you can travel with as little I.D. as a library card or a Bus pass..........Wrong..! thankfully he had packed a passport somewhere and after a bit of searching we were all queing for the boat.
After a bit more chat and the application of some headlight beam deflectors we were all on the boat and heading for the breakfast restaurant. At the restaurant IanL continued his Zrun tradition and said "I'm not going to have the full English, just a piece of toast" Yeah right.....but to his word thats all he eat........Amazing..! It was a feat of personal and emotional restraint that was worthy of a medal..!
Once off the boat I took the lead for the run up through Belgium to Holland and our stop for the first night in Alkmaar. Despite the wet start in Dover the sun was now out and progress was good.
Then as we neared Ghent, Mr Hollowpoint was getting pissed off with an Audi tailgater and put his foot down to get some space. As he pulled away from the Audi a hole in the road sent a shudder through his car followed by a bit of squirming and snaking. We pulled in at a service station to find that the nearside adjustable upper link had sheared at the subframe...
After much discussion with pointing, shouting and inapropriate hand gestures it was time to decide on the corrective action....
Option 1: Phone for breakdown recovery and see what fun that brings?
Option 2: park the car up, jump in with the others and resolve the car on the way back?
Option 3: Continue the rest of the run in the XKR breakdown mule?
The Hollowpoints considered all the options carefully and opted for the breakdown recovery and the supplied hire car, The Shitroen Berlingo..! The French road going interpretation of a Truffle Pig..!
Jumping in with the others was considered not in the spirit of the Zrun and the thought of option 3 was out, Mr Hollowpoint said he would rather have red hot needles shoved into his genitalia than be seen dead driving that thing..!
The rest of the group continued on route and the run up to Alkmaar was an easy run in the Sun.
We arrived About 2:00pm and checked in. IanL now regretting his missed Breakfast made a beeline for the Chinese buffet restaurant in the Hotel dragging Marco along with him.
Zogg and Myself met up with Wozzer and agreed to meet in the bar at 5:00pm
When I came down to reception at 5:00pm to meet up with the others a bus load of Chinese women filled the reception and were doing Kung fu..! fearing for my safety I carried on downstairs to the Bar for a beer...
The Evening was the usual taxi ride into town for a meal at the excellent Cubanita Tapas Bar followed by more beer and chat back at the Hotel.
Day 2 coming soon...
(just as soon as I've forced down this Beef Stifado and another 6 pints of Mythos.. )
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