Your perfect job!!...

john-boy

Well-Known Forum User
Newsreader - but with a name like "John Simpson", it's no great surprise, is it? :rolleyes:

John-boy gives better result, though: "Lion Tamer" :D
 

Tony 260Z

Club Member
Outstanding!

I'm a frustrated "International Arms Dealer" apparently :)

Mmmm.... guns. Add that to the freudian long-bonnet sports car (painted bright red) and I must have a miniscule todger.

Did I really write that???? Oh dear....
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Tony,I need some arm,s........when I ask spouse for anything,she shout,s back........."I,ve only only one pair of hand,s.

"Miniscule todger"?..........Is that Big-Bore or sawn off shotgun...................................................DJames bond 60.
 

JEZ 280ZX

Well-Known Forum User
Hi,
By day I am Jeremy the dodgy second hand car dealer, but by night I'm JEZ the Exotic Dancer!:D
My wife is a mountain climber and the daughter's a Pop Star!
Cheerz,
JEZ
 

suzy

Well-Known Forum User
OK boys salute your new Nuclear Submarine Captain!!

Mind you if I use suzanne as oppose to suzy I'm an embalmer!
 

chunk

Im not normal
Club Member
Mwuhahahahaha

Archbishop by day

Beer tester by night

Sounds about right these days:)
 

abas

Well-Known Forum User
steam engine driver here!!!

My eldest son will be pleased

Pshhht-kooofff, pshhht-kooofff, pshhht-kooofff.......


Andrew
 

Black Bug

Well-Known Forum User
Hmmmm, something clearly wrong here!

I can be either a superhero or a rally driver!!!

Faster than a stationary object, stronger than balsa wood it's RobbusMan!!! Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!
 

Black Bug

Well-Known Forum User
Originally posted by suzy

Mind you if I use suzanne as oppose to suzy I'm an embalmer!

Mind if I pass your details along to my mate Nikk Smith? Turns out he should be a funeral director!
 

john-h

Well-Known Forum User
My ideal job came out as a Haggis Stuffer. Enough said I think!!!!!!!!
 
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zbloke

Club Member
Originally posted by DJZ 60
Yo,Ho,Ho...Father Tim, get on qunvat,s S.U thread,& B4 Xmas......

Less of ur cheek if ya don't mind, :D , or you might find something rather unpleasent in your christmas stocking, ;)

I've delivered a present to qunvat's SU thread, :)

tim
 

mikecart

Well-Known Forum User
Ruler of all the World - Damn I knew I was underpaid in current job ... first act as dictator give myself a pay rise sufficient to finally get a Z !
 

Russ

Club Member
Alien Investigator... sounds cool, does that mean I'm an alien who investigates, or an investigator of aliens.
 
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