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DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Nidge.



KEEP A WATCH ON THE FORUM for a bit! I'll be back in two
minutes (I need a cup of tea)

(SB) need I say more? WATCH HIM.
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Prize?

Ahhhh That'z better! Got my tea! & I had
thre BenZ & son'Z whilst making tea.:p


I Think Steves put somet in my Tea! :confused:
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Another Delivery?

Just had another delivery from Ebay. I ordered a hedgetrimmer & got a
Lawnmower!:conf2: I'll have a go tommorrow mowing my hedge!:eek:
 

STEVE BURNS

Club Member
Well done fella you got there in the end

Will post pic of three prizes shortly and the choice you can pick which one you want

A bit off topic there seems to be some of the later posts on this thread that have gone walkabout and gone missing:conf2:

wonder if others in other threads have disappeared as well:confused:
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Sly Git!


Oi. . . I'm gonna check em all :rolleyes: & see if you're tampering,
so you look good !
I'm the Winner of this contest,& I need to look
good,just like I am ! & if you cast me in any other light !
I'll tell Albrecht,to duff you over ! :mad:


(rubs his hands. . . Prize!:p DJZ 60.:thumbs:

 

Nidge74

New Forum User
STEVE BURNS said:
A bit off topic there seems to be some of the later posts on this thread that have gone walkabout and gone missing:conf2:

wonder if others in other threads have disappeared as well:confused:

I said my post had gone missing, but DJZ asked his postman but he hadn't seen it. :conf2:

I had a really weird thing happen the other night, I was posting a reply to another thread, and when I posted, it a separate post for each individual word I had typed. whilst keeping the entirety of the thread in tact, adding one word after each post. MOST WEIRD. MOST HAUNTED (must get that dozy blonde and that old scouse geezer to come round and check it out)

Took me ages to delete it all, and god knows what would happen to those that get e-mail alerts about new posts.

Also, is it just me, or do the smileys appear in random orders each time?

SHUT up DjZ, you'll get your prize, at the 40th Anniversary Zedfest. :p
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
No EXCUZE'S


No Excuse's from the pair of you ! I have evacuated the whole Cul-de-sac & am expecting A lorry or
trailer that will deliver a brand new 350Z NISMO
one off specially built for me(with only the
limited milage-as it rolled of the production belt.
My neighbours have parked,near Chunk'z house
& have to walk quite a bit to use their car'z! So
get yer act sorted! & sort me out!
DJZ 60.:Z32:
 

STEVE BURNS

Club Member
DJZ 60 said:
F.A.O STEVE BURNLEY.

I thought the Answer was FOUR word'z?:conf2:


DJZ 60.:santa:

Thank you for pointing that out :thumbs: and as such your answer is incorrect:eek:
So before I can think of giving you the right to pick one of the available prizes i await you completed correct answer with the explainanation of how you got each word
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Listen U.........


This is NOT a laughing matter! :mad: My neighbours are sniggering &
taking the piss! I told them I had won a prize! & that it should be here in the next few days(that was on wednesday) Now I know
how Sean felt when he waited 6 years for his paintjob.
I am truly disappointed with your shellfish condom &
will tell the police a certain PC Matey that you did an insurance
job & claimed your camera was nicked by knickers !
a disappointed z 60:(
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Plus +

I've forgotten what the floody question was anyway,How the
ell am I gonna remember how the ell I got the floody answer,
to each of the question'z that I can't remember?
If this is a fair competition then you are the darkest shoe polish available. DJZ 60:mad:
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Hindsight


Looking at it from behind,I should have gone onto
Grollzie's quiz! Atleast there's a definate prize
there,somewhere. Not like on this quiz,where the
goalposts are moved from homeside to away.
words alone cannot expatriate the way some meander & move to France. DJZ 60.:p
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
O.K. . . . . .then !. . . .

IF IT MEANS WE END THIS POSITIVELY......

1ST QUESTION DERIVED FROM:
R.M.S TITANIC sank WHEN IT COLLIDED WITH:
THE I'LL OF WIGHT.
(I Love white,but my Z's a RED)


I'll have a Beer.DJZ 60.
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
2nd Answer


2nd ANSWER DERIVED FROM:

A 60's Programme Spank your lucky stars & also
the glue sniffin' guitarist SPANK MARVIN.

SPANK



I'LL SPANK. . . . .
 
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