Women and old people don't have accidents - the accidents happen in their wake.
Ha! So true!
Some years ago, and after an involvement in a RTA where he was a victim of other peoples errors of judgement, I had the onerous task of suggesting to my Dad that it was time for him to stop driving. He was 74 at the time. An evening of convivial chat over a few pints and I broached the subject:
Me...."Dad, I think it's time you stopped driving"
Dad..."But I've not had an accident in over 35 years!"
Me...."Yes I know, but you've caused thousands!"
Thankfully he eventually agreed to stop.