Been away from here for a while,
When did the legendary persona formerly known as 'Franky' morph into 'AlphabettiSpaghetti'?
I was bored of getting stalked by the ladies so I'm trying a new strategy.
How's the tax haven? I think my new name has a Portuguese twang? Next time you're back can you bring some chorizo for me?
ETA: hope you're keeping well.