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Old 15-02-2010, 09:08 PM
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time machine

Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future




They decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first


"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"

Gordon thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks "What will the United Kingdom be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout, but he just stares at it.
"Come on Gordon" says Barak, "What does it say?"
Gordon replies..... ..Buggered if I know......... ...it’s all in bloody Arabic!"
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Old 16-02-2010, 09:00 AM
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Brilliant!
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Old 16-02-2010, 02:31 PM
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better learn a bit of arabic then.. Baa'ref Arabee Showayya or if you think a 240Z is.. 'Jameel - Helow '
vote below..Shukran
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