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time machine
Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future
They decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"
Gordon thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks "What will the United Kingdom be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout, but he just stares at it.
"Come on Gordon" says Barak, "What does it say?"
Gordon replies..... ..Buggered if I know......... ...it’s all in bloody Arabic!"
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