I have been a member of many Club's. The Z CLUB is by far the best ever club I have known. The Club has allowed aquaintance with some top class people(who have made me welcome) & feel at home & part of the Z CLUB family. It has been a great time in my life & I am very very grateful. The Club in return gets my full support,commitment & I put this club, above minor creases,which are,enevitable from time to time. The Club,nevertheless, has never had any lack of respect in all this time. In the following post I will put down some other Clubs,that are about & these other club's don't seem to have the edge, nor the finasse of this Z CLUB. Cheerzzz DJZ CLUB 60.
THE BED CLUB. This club accomodates all those people who love to stay in bed & spend most of their lives in bed. THE FRED CLUB.This club is a club,that entertains people who collect prehistoric stones. Its propriorters are Fred & Wilma,A very nice couple who are,old fashioned & don't use computers.
I am just digging up my old membership cards will post some more............... DJZ 60.
THE WED CLUB. This club has two well known members: Elizabeth Taylor,& Rod Stewart. This club encourages members to have numerous partners,in as short time as possible.
THE TED CLUB.This is possibly the smallest club in the world,but its sister club: THE HEAD CLUB. Has members with the biggest of heads.Teddy boys.teddy bears,& teddy Heaths is what they rant on about.
THE FED CLUB. This club spends all its money on its canteen. The members,in it (canteen) are ,enormous & have trouble hang gliding. THE LEAD CLUB. This lot,were weird! they would collect lead from pencils & victorian houses & then melt it all down to make toy soldiers & chimney flashings. They caused a big stink(when one of them farted) & also when Unleaded petrol became the Norman Wisdom.
THE RED CLUB. This club is a very secretive & cold.It drinks a lot of Vodka & thinks its LADA's are sexy. It is because of this club that my Z is RED. THE DREAD CLUB. This does'nt exist,because it was dreadful & everyone dreaded going to it even the bloke with dreadlock's! THE BREAD CLUB. This club was full of 'loafers' who did'nt help, contribute or participate in any breadmaking events & sadly the club ran out of dough!
Nah ( I'm gutted) . . . I've got two Bookings engagement & then another couples Wedding Reception on Saturday. I get booked well in advance & those dates were taken I can make it on sunday,albeit in a dazed state, to show DVD & play background muzik (the camp will not allow noise that is discoesque. Which is good ,as I dont have to bring lights etc. Instead I will bring a sound system,Projector,& play abit of muzik... if get time (gotto launch DVD) SILVER PARADE . setting up all the gear etc. is going to tax me further.
