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Discussion in 'Anything and everything' started by TimW, May 1, 2017.

  1. toopy

    toopy
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  2. status

    status Active Forum User

    I got some black boys polish for my scooby as it's black,it's suppose to be for darker colours,anyone else used it,thoughts,not used it on my 260 and the other Z is a yellowe gold,think it's the same as the BMW m3 yellow,
     
  3. Rob Gaskin

    Rob Gaskin Membership Secretary Staff Member Committee Member

    Those Nenette mops have been around for years - my Dad used to use one on his cars 60 years ago. He liked it.
     
  4. status

    status Active Forum User

    I've got one on me head rob according to the french bloke,mine should arrive today
     
  5. SeanDezart

    SeanDezart
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    Official Trader

    You could clean chimneys with yours.
     
  6. chrisvega

    chrisvega
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    The Nenette Mop, new nickname for Status.
    Something very unsettling about blokes of advancing years that still have a full bushy mop of hair.
    Not jealous of course, not at all :D
     
  7. status

    status Active Forum User

    I've got a few missing now,if it carries on like this for a few more years I'll have to get meself a wig and Sean baby don't be so bloody silly,we have two flues so my head won't fit we have a chimney sweep once a year to clean the burners out.Silly Boy
     
  8. status

    status Active Forum User

    So how many slap heads out there Chris
     
  9. SeanDezart

    SeanDezart
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    As bald men are known to be more virile.......having a full head of hair denotes either a lack of testosterone further south or a wig - no ?
     
  10. status

    status Active Forum User

    I think you mean VILE,and nothing wrong with a wig,Terry Wogan wore one for years and Bruce Forsyth still wears his,makes a change from a baseball cap,you do talk a load of shyyte at times Sean baby
     
  11. chrisvega

    chrisvega
    Z Club Member

    Not yet, still hanging on in there at the moment though I am partial to a leather cap, none of that chavvy baseball cap ****.

    I just get a bit of a shock when I go to the barber's and they hold the mirror up to the rear and seems thinner each time lately :eek:

    At least it's only £ 8 where I go, bet your coiffeur charges a lot more at the ladies salon ;)
     
  12. status

    status Active Forum User

    Leather cap ,bet you look a right poof in one of those,I know I did,my barber charges me a tenner that's cos I know her
     
  13. status

    status Active Forum User

    A bloke goes in the barbers with three hairs on his head.The barber sed how do you want it sir .The bloke sed brush it to the left so the barber brushes it to the left,one hair falls ,out the barber explains wot happened so the bloke sed brush it to the right ,so the barber brushes it to the right,another hair falls out,the barber explains wot happened and that there is only one hair left,the bloke says not to worry just leave it messy for now
     
  14. SeanDezart

    SeanDezart
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    You're right, those two British sex-symbols, especially the one in tights have convinced me - I shall buy myself a Nenette mop and some strong glue.
     
  15. chrisvega

    chrisvega
    Z Club Member

    Well I've never been so insulted, come on Leonard......


    Whilst we are having a larf.........

    Sean's look alike visits the Doctors ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KZHW-WmoQ0
     
  16. SeanDezart

    SeanDezart
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    I pay nothing - just shave it myself....what worries me is it seems to have slipped and stuck on my back - yuk, always hated werewolves in the swimming-baths.
     
  17. Woody928

    Woody928
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  18. status

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    Mine should arrive tommorrow,nothing wrong with warewolfs baldy
     
  19. SeanDezart

    SeanDezart
    Z Club Member
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    I never trusted men whose eyebrows met in the middle and the phare ''a hair in the hand'' here means a lazy person !
     
  20. status

    status Active Forum User

    Now ,my nette duster has arrived,it came with wot I presume is a small tin of polish,question is do you pour it over the duster and let it soak it up,sorry to sound like a plank
     

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