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DJZ 60

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3rd Answer

This was a weird & strange one! Banrubbishes:confused: anyway

BAN = BAR this is where one goes for a drink,when the wife hits you on the head with a metal bar.

rubbishes=ROT
abreviation for one of the Sex Pistols (Note rubbishes has s) so BAROT + S
= BAROTS
 

Nidge74

New Forum User
DJZ 60 said:
This was a weird & strange one! Banrubbishes:confused: anyway

BAN = BAR this is where one goes for a drink,when the wife hits you on the head with a metal bar.

this is where you go BEFORE the missus hits you on the head. It's called "health and safety. Prevention is better than cure"

rubbishes=ROT
abreviation for one of the Sex Pistols (Note rubbishes has s) so BAROT + S
= BAROTS
You forgot the apostrophe again. You'll never get your PRIZE
 

DJZ 60

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We then have: I'll SPANK BAROTS . . . .

but then ole' quasimodo hit me with:

nicky? This I believe to be,the question for the final answer
 

DJZ 60

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nicky?

At first nicky question seemed like one of Steves farts in the ocean.
( caused a psunami in Florida):p

I very (emphasis on Very ) quickly ,deciphered that Steve meant:

nicotine. But, I'll smack Barot's nicotine Patch still had FIVE words & it should be four!
 

Nidge74

New Forum User
Shit.

Steve. RB is too clever for our budget, we are gonna go bankrupt at this rate.

We need some cheap prizes. :)
 

DJZ 60

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Desperate Dan



Well I'm surprised I found it! If BORIS KARLOFF(Steinenburger) had put it in:


banrubbish's I would have done same!:D
 

DJZ 60

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Alexander BASTEDO's


Ahhhh. . .I am one of the champions of this world

BUDGET? I WILL NOT (With a capital T) take any cheap carboot,
poundstretcher,pennywise,free gift in cereal PRIZE (or add apostrophe & s) I have had to, rack & pinion my brain & ALL ON
THE FORUM,& those in bed are a witness to my very fine & efficient
analysis of those,rather difficult & sometimes impossible to answer
questions that would have thrown MAGNUS MAGNUSSON into a
bathtub.
BANKRUPT! You'll both be sleeping on cardboard
boxes this winter.:D
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
4th Answer.


After such a gigantium,& mammoth(burnzee)
challenge.I have almost reached the end of this
task, laid bare before myself.

I gathered that nicotine = fags,Benson'z & what sounds like bum,backside,or arsek anyone & they will tell you that:

CIGARETTE BUTT, & backside BUTT must be the answer.
 

Nidge74

New Forum User
wrong reasoning but right answer, how do you do it?>???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????//////
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
All Four

I'll SPANK BAROT'S BUTT.

FOUR ANSWERS TWO 2 QUESTION'Z.

Unanamously & Undefeated
DJZ 60.:thumbs:



 

Nidge74

New Forum User
You have not yet discovered the correct reasoning for word number 4

You need more brain meltdown time.

Good luck.
 

Nidge74

New Forum User
I just a phone call from Mr B

I can't help you anymore, coz I will be removed from the commitee, excommunicated, and left in the desert to die.

That Burnsie is a nasty man, :p
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
seasoning


The Seasoning doe'snt depend on the final end result. Thats what I had to do.Fix things as they broke,mend things that
warranted mending.For example, If I were climbing Mount
Everest & left all my supplies at Seans house,I'd still get to the TOP.I'm that way inclined,a WINNER & winners make good
vigilantes,smoking Bronson in between Hedges.
DJZ 60.:rolleyes:
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Nidge

NIDGE
You've done,so much for so few.Never in the field at Billing,has
someone showed so much assistance,pitted against the oncoming flack
from Extra Large Heavy bummers,who like to,drop things on do-gooders
heads. I knew he was hiding,& invisably stalking this forum to see if he
could back out of this unbathed.:p

THANX'Z NIDGE DJZ 60.:D
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Reasoning.

Nidge74 said:
wrong reasoning but right answer, how do you do it?>???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????//////

I've had a tough weekend. 1st MAN UTD. Then
BIRMINGHAM,then NEWCASTLE. I've HAD just 39
CAPS of Tea. If I ever see that NICKY I will
Butt in & make my statement of fact'z.
Difficult times,& ever increasing pressure toughens my detergent propertie'z.
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Nidge


Nidge.
Don't let Steve get down on you! He will try & find a skategoat to
pinpoint blame on someone,Butt I will nick it in the Butt,& deny you had
anything to do with me winning single handed,All alone,with NO P.M's from
anyone offering any help whatsoever.None fatsoever. DJZ 60.;)
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Cake

Burning Fuel,likes to have his cake,& eat it over & over again(until all but a
few crumb'z remain) The proof i'z in the pudding! & The icing will be,when he deliver'z, this widely announced & marzee'panned out prize.
DJZ 60.:)




:) THIS IS FOR ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE,WHO CAN READ THIS!:D
 
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