Helping Mr F.

SeanDezart

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My dear heaven is to feel a twat - just for a minute ! If that means wearing spandex - I've the buttocks for it !
 

john-boy

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Originally posted by SeanDezart
My dear heaven is to feel a twat - just for a minute ! If that means wearing spandex - I've the buttocks for it !

Quite so, you're spot on there, Sean.

Unfortunately, I have found that donning Spaaaandex, and any of the other heavy-metal garb that marked my latter teen years, was entirely un-productive in this area! :(
 

DJZ 60

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Alright, if not spandex,what about Pavaroti come Demis roussos
gown mind,he'll then be parting water(parting not passing)water
like mose's in Essex.................................DJZ 60.
 

status

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Sean if you was a rock god like me,you would feel a twat for more than a minute,trust me,ive even been called a rock slag in my time
 

SeanDezart

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If wearing Spandex was not productive - it was too tight !

Status, doesn't surprise me you've been called a rock slag - you are what you wear !
 
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