Friday humour...

JEZ 280ZX

Well-Known Forum User
Hi,
I was sent this from the Jensen forum...


A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Money won't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and
just give her a house.

An accountant couldn't get to sleep, so he tried counting sheep. But then he
made a mistake and it took him all night to find it.

Cheerz,
JEZ
_______________________________________________________________________
 

SeanDezart

Well-Known Forum User
I haven't organised my British telly satellite yet (tv is low on my list of priorities) but when I do, I'll get BBC and ITV !
 

Russ

Club Member
Well if you have Sky, channel 413 (Motors TV) have it on later :)

The question is will you be able to get Channel 5.
 
Top