Brian Clough RIP

STEVE BURNS

Club Member
just thought I would poach this from the 300ZX forum as the guy used to make me laugh alot and just loved the way he dealt with some holigan supporters.
He just gave them a slap
I know its not Z or car related but the guy will be missed

Not much more to say really. The guy was a genius and a total one-off and whoever failed to give him the England job should be ashamed of themselves.

Some quotes:

"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there." On the importance of passing to feet.

"Manchester United in Brazil? I hope they all get bloody diarrhea." On Man Utd opting-out of the FA Cup to play in the World Club Championship.

"I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine." On the influx of foreign players.

"I bet their dressing room will smell of garlic rather than liniment over the next few months." On the number of French players at Arsenal.

"Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when you go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life." On the contents of Posh Spice's missing luggage.

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one." Looking back at his success.

"On occasions I have been big headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be." Old Big 'Ead explains his nickname.

"At last England have appointed a manager who speaks English better than the players." On the appointment of Sven Goran Eriksson as England manager.

"If he'd been English or Swedish, he'd have walked the England job." On Martin O'Neill.

"Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper has got to be a genius." A tribute to Martin O'Neill.

"The ugliest player I ever signed was Kenny Burns." A Clough complement for a talented player.

"Stand up straight, get your shoulders back and get your hair cut." Advice for John McGovern at Hartlepool.

"Take your hands out of your pockets." More advice, this time for a young Trevor Francis as he receives an award from the Master Manager.

"The Derby players have seen more of his balls than the one they're meant to be playing with." On the streaker who appeared during Derby's game against Manchester United.

"I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard." On dealing with Roy Keane.

"Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right." Reflecting on his drink problem.

"I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done." A comment which speaks for itself.

"Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive." After the operation which saved his life.

"Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes." Reflecting on England's exit from Euro 2000.

"We talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was right." On dealing with a player who disagrees.

"I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed - I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me," On how he would like to be remembered.

"It was a crooked match and he was a crooked referee. That was a tournament we could and should have won." On the 1984 UEFA Cup semi-final Forest lost to Anderlecht.

"I'm sure the England selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I'd want to run the show. They were shrewd, because that's exactly what I would have done." On not getting the England manager's job.

"You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday." On too much football on television.

"If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well." On too many managers getting the boot.

"I thought it was my next door neighbour, because I think she felt that if I got something like that, I'd have to move." Guessing who nominated him for a knighthood.

"For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!" Referring to Sir Alex Ferguson's failure to win two successive European Cups.

"I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud." On women's football.

''That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror, rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that." On England goalkeeper David Seaman.

"I've missed him. He used to make me laugh. He was the best diffuser of a situation I have ever known. I hope he's alright." On the late Peter Taylor.

"He's learned more about football management than he ever imagined. Some people think you can take football boots off and put a suit on. You can't do that." On David Platt's first season as Forest manager.

"He should guide Posh in the direction of a singing coach because she's nowhere near as good at her job as her husband." Advice for David Beckham.

"Barbara's supervising the move. She's having more extensions built than Heathrow Airport." On moving house in Derbyshire.
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
That's the trouble Steve,only acknowledged when they are no longer with us...........................................................DJZ 60.
 

STEVE BURNS

Club Member
Originally posted by STEVE BURNS
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"Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper has got to be a genius." A tribute to Martin O'Neill.

DJZ did you read his thoughts on Leicester
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
Nice Bloke,Calling me a "Genius" R.I.P Brian.........DJZ 60.
"where's my knitting needle's????????????????
 

DJZ 60

Well-Known Forum User
P.s...
I,ve Just heard, Trevor Shaw "Shaw & Upton's" Daventry,the Rolling road & tune up specialist With year's of Z
tuning expertise passed away three month's ago.
The place has been taken over by somebody else & I,m booked in at 2pm Tommorrow......................DJZ 60.
 

Tony 260Z

Club Member
And so, farewell then, Brian Clough.

Never a man to call a spade a manually-operated steel-bladed earth-moving implement.

We could do with a lot more people like that today. And not only in bl**dy football!
 

Rob Gaskin

Treasurer
Staff member
Site Administrator
It was a fantastic time when he was manager at Forest and I wasn't a football Fan!!

Every time we lose somebody like him it makes us realise how bad being PC is for us!!

I bet there will be tele. tributes to him, can't wait.

Why haven't we had one for Barry Sheene, another fantastic character!
 

Arkwright

Inactive
Mr. Clough was undoubtedly the best football manager in the world. Some of you from out of this area may not appreciate how much he is revered up here and a massive move is (was?) afoot to get him knighted. Almost everyone in Notts & Derbys is touched by this sad news and it is surprising, when you move about the area today, how so many people feel his loss. It really is unusual, as if someone akin to royalty has died.
He was The Greatest, the Midlands answer to Cassius Clay.
The King is dead. Long live The King.

For those interested www.brianclough.com
 
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